You've carried the bag. Now take it to the water. This MRE Rash Guard is printed edge to edge to look like a tan MRE pouch: crinkled laminate, a heat-sealed crimp band at the hem and both cuffs, a crimp-ribbed collar, "Peelable Seal ↑" and the menu on the chest, and a full Menu 10, Chili and Macaroni bag face on the back, the Chili Mac every troop fought over. The fine print has been rewritten for civilians: Warrior Recommended, Warrior Tested, Warrior Approved, "Not Government Property / Commercial Resale Is Encouraged", a reminder to add hot sauce and knead well, and a warning never to trade away the jalapeño cheese spread.
To be clear about what it is: the plastic look is a print. The rash guard is soft, stretchy polyester and elastane, printed edge to edge and sewn to order, so it won't crinkle, rip open at the notch or rehydrate. No flameless ration heater is included.
Product details
A smooth, versatile long-sleeve rash guard for the beach, the lake, the pool or the gym. It is slim-fitted with flat ergonomic seams and runs a bit longer than a casual tee for extra coverage against sun, wind and sand. • 78% polyester, 22% elastane • Fabric weight: 8.56 oz./yd.² (290 g/m²) • Very soft four-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains • Comfortable longer body and sleeves • Flat seams and coverstitch
Fit: this rash guard runs small and is quite fitted. For a more relaxed fit, choose one size up. Open the SIZE GUIDE to pick the right size before you order. On a computer, it is in the right-hand column, next to the product photos. On a phone, it is further down, just after this description. Care: rinse it thoroughly after each use to remove chlorine and salt.
Made Just for You This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions! Estimated delivery (US): about 5–11 business days (production 2–7 days + shipping 3–4 days). International: 7–25 business days. See our Shipping Policy for details.
